My Olympic Dreams

I will likely never be an Olympic Athlete.

I'm not trained in any particular sport, nor am I young enough to start.

Instead, I watch the Olympics; cheering on these brave, strong athletes.

And dreaming of my own Olympic debut...

in the bed-making contest,

or, in the teeth-brushing sport,

or, even in dish-washing.

Yes, all of these average, common place, every day tasks could be an Olympic sport.

And who knows, if they ever do make it to the world stage, perhaps I'll qualify.